Sky Blue Bow Tie Forgive, or forget?

xydexx:

And they lived happily ever after.

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andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

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twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

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Happy birthday~, Harry!

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

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paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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akluthe:

dorkly:

The Simplest Solution to Batman v. Superman

Dorkly.com is a place with ComicsVideos and ArticlesGo there!

And if you like the comic above you should check out even more things I drew.

Oh, Andy. lololol

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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superwholock-at-hogwarts:

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hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

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